420 ftw
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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