before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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