So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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