Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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