afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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