And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
