You're a womanizer and a bitch.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Drunk is not a location!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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