look no pants
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Randomize
