Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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