all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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