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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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