Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
as a side note pls kill me
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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