I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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