I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
