yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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