Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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