I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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