I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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