Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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