the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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