I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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