I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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