When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
