you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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