she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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