I bet he comes in French.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Send help, water and tortillas.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Randomize
