And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
farters have to be the big spoon...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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