Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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