Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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