it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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