I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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