Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
The air taste purple.
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