I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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