So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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