I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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