So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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