i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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