in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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