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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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