The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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