I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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