Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I wear drunk well.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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