do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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