Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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