don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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