were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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