Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Pooping to opera.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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