You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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