yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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