Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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