How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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